Top 10 Literary Crushes

Annotation:Mr. Darcy - I know that Mr. Darcy is not the most original choice for No. 1 on this list, but I just couldn't resist. He's handsome, socially awkward, and rich (not that money is important, but if you're going to create the perfect fictional man, you might as well give him money). Admittedly, he's a jerk; however, deep down inside, he actually is a good guy, even if he has trouble showing it sometimes. Finally, one of the great things about Darcy is that he falls for Elizabeth: not because she's the prettiest girl in the world (although I believe she is the second prettiest), but because she's smart and funny. I love Regency/Victorian fiction, and I love having a cute couple to cheer on; however, I do know that 18-19th English marriages were not a happy place to be for a lot of women. I like Darcy because I picture him and Elizabeth being equals once they're married. By the end of the book, both characters have been knocked down a peg or two and treat each other with respect. I like thinking that there were actually couples like this back then.

Annotation:Eugene Wrayburn - A lot of you have probably never heard of this man or this novel, and I won't make my sales pitch right now (see my "Most Underrated Novels" list for further details); however, OMF is a great novel, and Eugene Wrayburn is in large part responsible for that. Wrayburn is one of those characters that are great to read about, but you would probably want to hit them upside the head if you actually spent five minutes with them. To put it briefly, he is snarky. He's sarcastic and has a knack for making other characters want to punch him. But the best part about him is that he's hilarious. He always has a witty comeback and a carelessly sarcastic comment. I have a theory that Dickens based the character after himself. I have no support for this theory, but I like the idea of Dickens going around and infuriating people with his brilliant and witty remarks.

Annotation:Hamlet - I have to include Hamlet because he's awesome. I honestly believe that he is the best character ever written (at least in the English language), and I've always had a fondness for him because he's so complex. I've heard people say that he's too wishy-washy - that he should have killed his uncle in the first five minutes of the play and have been done with it. I had a professor ask the reason for this delay once, and everyone gave different answers, mostly amounting to "Shakespeare needed to fill five acts." But the reason that kept jumping to my mind was: "Because he's not a killer." He's a student, a scholar, and a poet. And I know that this word comes with all sorts of terrifying connotations, but he's sensitive. When some say "wishy-washy," I say "mentally stable." Call me crazy, but I think I prefer a man who thinks things over rather than marching straight out and killing his uncle because a ghost told him to. Shakespeare perfectly demonstrates the anguish, doubt, and uncertainty that irrevocably links with vengeance, as well as the conflict that should come with the prospect of taking another's life - that depth is what makes Hamlet a masterpiece, and what's better then a masterpiece?

Annotation:Henry Tilney - Henry Tilney is hilarious and the perfect hero for Austen's Gothic parody. Instead of the classic Gothic, Byronic hero, Tilney is a clergyman, loves to read scandalous novels, and has a generally bright and cheery personality. This Gothic hero does not brood or sulk or keep his mad wife locked in the attic. He is a genuinely nice guy, and (unlike many of the other men on this list) he is the type of guy that you could have a healthy relationship with in real life without much effort. Since I, much like the Catherine in this novel, am neurotic and a little anxious, I like the idea of having a sweet, funny guy, who reads novels with me, and who will assure me that it's very unlikely that the creaking noises in the hallway I hear at night are caused by mad axe-men or some type of angry poltergeist.

Annotation:Sirius Black - Sirius Black is my favorite Harry Potter character, which is saying something. He's brave, loyal, and kind. There are some points in the book when he comes off a little arrogant (particularly during the memory sequences), but once you know the guy, there's no doubt as to where his loyalties lie. I know that a lot of people don't like him because Snape has a (to me) inexplicably large following, and obviously, they're not exactly friends. But I never liked Snape. Sirius is a good man because he gives up everything to fight on the side of good; Snape was only fighting against Voldemort because he loved Lily. That's nice and all, but I always got the feeling that if Voldemort hadn't of gone after Lily, Snape would still be having fun killing Muggles at random, which is NOT COOL. So I've always seen Snape as a rather selfish character because of that. I don't get the same feeling about Sirius. Yes, he was angry about what happened to the Potters, but he was on the right side long before that. With the family he came from and the upbringing he had, he could have easily turned out to be a Death Eater, but he didn't. He has a strong moral character, and he's a good man. I realize that I spent a large portion of this annotation on Snape-bashing, but that's what he gets for trying to send an innocent man to Azkaban.

Annotation:Dorian Gray - To start off, this is an entire book about how absolutely, drop-dead (pun intended) gorgeous this guy is. That has to be worth something. Dorian was also created and written by Oscar Wilde, which means that the character comes off ridiculously funny and witty (possibly more so than he would have had be been written by another author). After he makes he deal with the Devil, the plot revolves around his slow but persistent moral degradation, which isn't particularly attractive. By the end of the novel, he has turned into quite the rake. However, the rake is a tried and true trope for literary crushes, and he's innocuous enough as long as he's fictional. He has that kind of "bad boy" attractiveness, if in a Victorian foppish sort of way (which I think is a sadly underused juxtaposition).

Annotation:Mr. Rochester - I added Mr. Rochester to this list because he's pretty much the epitome of the Byronic hero. You could probably say the same thing about Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights, but Heathcliff was a jerk in a way that Rochester was not. Anyway, I thought that I would be remiss not to include at least one truly Gothic hero on this list. He is another dark, brood-y type of person, but he opens up significantly as the novel progresses. He also keeps his crazy wife in the attic. I know that this sounds very harsh, but at the time, it was a very decent thing to do. He could have easily sent her to an insane asylum and have done with her, but he didn't because he knew how awful asylums were (horrible and unsanitary conditions as well as doctors who liked to experiment). He also kept her at his main house because it was more comfortable there. Considering the amount of times that she tried to kill him, I think that that was all very nice of him. Also, he eventually falls in love with Jane and, more importantly, is willing to marry her. Considering her position in life, that's another check in the "pro" column. Finally, it's not all sulking and stoicism for this character: although none of the film versions that I have seen have had the courage to do this scene accurately, he does dress up like a gypsy woman and tell everyone's fortunes. It's a little weird, but it shows a lighter side to his personality.

Annotation:Walter Hartright - I put Hartright on this list partially because of the short-lived musical based on this book. If you've never heard it before, Hartright has a great heroic tenor part (think Raoul from the Phantom of the Opera or Marius from Les Miserables). As for the book-version of Hartright, he's just a sweetheart. In this novel, he's the poor artist that falls for the rich heiress, and he's such the romantically awkward English gentleman. He falls in love with Laura from the first moment he sees her and continues to love her after she goes through with her arranged and slightly forced marriage. And he's there for her after it turns out that her husband is a psychopath. He's not the rogue or the smooth-talker; he's the tried and true lover. I had an uncle that, after his wife passed away, went to her grave everyday with flowers and would spend about an hour talking to her. I could see Hartright doing the same thing, if he happened to outlived his wife. That's true love.

Annotation:Edwin Drood - It's been a while since I read this novel, but I remember loving the character of Edwin Drood. He, like Eugene Wrayburn above, is a classic, snarky Dickens character. This is another character that is great to read about because he's just so witty and funny, but whom one might want to smack if one met him in real life. He has the easy kind of confidence that I'm told comes with youth, which, as far as I can remember, never really tips into arrogance. I also always thought that his relationship with Rosa was very sweet, even if it doesn't work out (at least that's the implication - Dickens died before he could finish this novel). I like to think that Edwin lived, and everyone lived happily ever after.

Annotation:Roderick Usher - Admittedly, this is an odd choice, mostly because Usher is slightly clinically insane. However, in this case, I like to think that the pre-madness Usher was an interesting guy to know. He's a poet and a musician, as well as deep and philosophical (see Hamlet). He's also thin, pale, and has longish black hair, which suits my vampire-like Englishman tastes. Yes, he may have one too many cousin-marriages in his family history, but I don't like kids anyway, so there's no need to worry about mutant offspring. And yes, it may be strongly implied that he's in an incestuous relationship with his twin sister, but you can't prove that. And if we can ignore the eventual, all-encompassing madness, we can ignore the twincest. Besides, I've seen far more disturbing things on daytime TV...maybe. In short, if he weren't crazy and if he and his sister were just friends, I think he'd be a decent guy to get to know.
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A list of the top 10 guys in (great) literature that I have had (and still have) crushes on. In progress and in roughly descending order. And yes, I may have a thing for awkward Englishmen. What of it? *Spoilers abound*
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