When I Am An Old CooteBook - 1995 | First edition.
When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one. I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly.
Publisher: Salt Lake City, Utah : G. Smith, 
Edition: First edition.
Copyright Date: ©1995
Branch Call Number: Internet Access
Characteristics: 1 online resource (144 pages) :,illustrations.