Random Hazard has a stupid name and a terrible secret: he's a wizard. Wizards aren't allowed to play in the NHL, but Random Hazard will do anything for a chance to play pro hockey. When his teammate is about to get brained by a puck going fast enough to kill, Random has no choice but to use magic. Yes, he saved the guy's life, but he destroyed his own. Kicked out of the NHL, the only thing left for him is West Hell, a freak league of shifters and drifters more blood sport than hockey. Being the first wizard in a league full of monsters might get him killed. Or it just might finally prove that magic and hockey do mix.